I think I’m going to relapse. I’ve had minor ones in the past, but I think it’s the real thing this time. Sorry guys, I tried.

Doesn’t get period:  fuck shit god dammit don’t let me be pregnant please let it be cancer

Gets period:  fuck shit god dammit don’t let me be pregnant please let it be cancer

"your eyes are so bloodshot!"

thanks.  your boobs are shaped weird and you don’t see me pointing it out in front of everyone, sweetcheeks

oknope:

i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge